i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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