My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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