the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I just threw up on my dentist
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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