if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No subtext here. People are naked.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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