Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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