We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
