dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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