you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Hippo gnu deer
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We talked him into tasing himself.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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