When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
