You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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