thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
