Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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