i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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