Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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