***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Holy sore nipples Batman
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
