Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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