yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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