Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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