Nicole vs. Life
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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