yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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