Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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