ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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