If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
