if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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