i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You almost got us killed.
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