Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Who died my cat blue again?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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