I'm gonna have a badass scar
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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