You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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