Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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