yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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