if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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