Have you finally orgasmed yet?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
only you would photoshop your dick
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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