I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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