The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
