You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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