just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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