I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
