People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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