Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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