508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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