what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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