One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
