Well apparently he's into motor boating.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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