Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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