Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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