Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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