Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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