I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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