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cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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