Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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