I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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