plz talk dirty to me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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