And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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