Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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